Hitler in Art School
Wonder what Hitler was like in art school
When teacher called attendance did he say “here” or “present”?
Was he quiet and strange in a genuine way?
He saw you throw up in your math book and didn’t say anything
Did he crack up the class with jokes as class clown?
Did he ever meet a jew that didn’t make him frown?
Did he raise his hand often Or have much to say? Did he ever shoot spitballs? have charcoal on his face? Glimpse at a neighbor‘s paper?
My guess is he hated his yearbook picture And probably stuck gum under his desk
Probably stuck gum under my desk
So look around your classroom And wonder to yourself “which one of these gawky bastards is the next Hitler?”