USP - Day 15
aquarius : adventure is out there. drive to a gas station 30 miles away, buy a bag of Taki’s, and remember not to wipe ur spicy fingers on ur eyeballs as u cry the whole way home
pisces : ur so much better than the people u think r better than u. eat a hot dog cut up into small pieces with ur favorite dipping sauce.
aries : someone is mad at you and won’t tell you why. chill with a hamster or rat and try to forget about that sentence.
taurus : just because ur having fun doesn’t mean everyone is. do something good for the world like taking capslock off for just one second
gemini : that thing on ur mind - it’s not your fault. the other thing though? totally is
cancer : people are so mean to you right now. just kidding. stop pitying urself.
leo : oooh my god shut up for once? (note to self really)
virgo : read erotica and remember that sometimes people need to be held
libra : life isn’t a textbook or a cookbook or an instruction manual. it’s that text conversation u wish u could forget. but ur not going to so u may as well just chill out for now
scorpio : u know what u need to do. why do u keep reading these things anyways
saggittarius : love isn’t all bad. hold someone’s hand tighter than usual. try it, at least. if that doesn’t work marathon the magic mike franchise.
capricorn : it’s okay! it always has been. shoplift.